Time to Panic!
You Give Me Fever by michi_thekiller
Thou givest fever when we kisseth, fever with thy flaming youth
Fever I’m afire; fever, yea, I burn forsooth
“He’s the kind of boy you want to take apart.”
(Source: devinleighbee, via fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic)
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
(via lembas-and-cram)
Moffat is pronounced “satan”
Gatiss is pronouced “satan’s best friend”
(Source: alastrionapenguin, via lembas-and-cram)
that awkward moment when all of your work colleagues are turned on by you
(Source: thebrightestbird, via lembas-and-cram)
you know what that means, right?
SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!
oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha
Rebloging purely for that ^
we should form a support group
internet addicts anonymous
“hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.”
“hi jennifer”
but tumblr is our support group
we need a support group for our support group
oh god
TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB BUT I SAID
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(via roykevin21)
